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Truth is known only to its victims;
Life tells the biggest lies of all,
And draws wages from itself

Twisting Illusions

Franchesca, Ches
23 Sep 1991
SACian before
Thespian now

I gazed up above
Counting every star
With hands grasp tightly
Wishing the fire would never burn out

I called, I screamed, I yelled
Not once did you turn
Now with my faded voice
I longed for illusions

Even if it's a lie,
Tell me what i want to hear

Christine Teo

David

Esther Tay

Hui Shuang

Jasmine Foo
Jingle Bells
Justina Gay

Kel Lim
Kel Relationshits

Leon
Lynn

Rachel

Sherri Chong
Serene
Skye

Wendy

曲翔之

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Monday, 25 May 2009

This is the happening of my sister's extra lessons (bio). Her classmates are all boys.

Gloves
Teacher: Go and take the gloves.
Her classmates: Cheryl! Help us take!
Sis: Got size mah!
So, they took it themselves. One of them took an extra one, 3 gloves. He blew and expanded the extra glove into a giantic hand! Took the "balloon" play and hit it on another guy friend. The teacher saw!
Teacher: GUYS! The gloves are used to handle bio-harzard materials. Unless you want to get infected, carrying on playing.
All of the students: DUNG!! (nickname of the fella)
Keng Cheong (classmate): NOOOB! DAMN CHILDISH LA YOU! *whisper* if you want to play, please don't get caught. ^-^

Tape (Taping of 2 patri dishes)
My sis didn't have the strength to tear the tape. (working in pairs)
Sis: I don't have the strength la, so Poon (nickname of classmate), you do it!
Jia Hui (classmate) pulled the tape a little too forceful and it snaped. It happened to many of her other classmates too! *there was a limit of tape to each pair*
Jia Hui (1st victim): Walaoooo! Lousy quality! So stingy, cannot take more ar?!
Laksham (his partner): NOOB LA YOU!
Jia Hui: So smart, you do it la!
Laksham: I do it la!
It snapped! Same result as Jia Hui.
Laksham: Walao! What kind of lousy material is this?!
In the end, they did some sort of moasic art! The teacher couldn't tolerate them!

Skeleton (all are in joking tone)
Teacher: Each row, go take a skeleton.
All of the boys: OOOOO!!! Horror horror!! Horror movie!
One of them: Oi Poon! Don't feel scared ar!
Poon didn't respond.
All of them jeered at him and made him take the skeleton.
Jia Hui (talking to the skeleton): Hi! I'm Jia Hui, please to meet you! *bows formally*
He took the hand of the skeleton and toyed with it waving to the class.
Teacher: Please do not play with my skeleton! Figure out where the heart is located!
All of them: C-H-E-R-Y-L V-A-L-E-N-C-E!!! PASS ME MY HEART!!
Sis: HUHH?! O.o?!
Jia Hui: Return me back my heart!
Sis: I didn't even take it in the first place!
Jia Hui: Don't steal my heart! Hurry up and return it to me!
Sis: OHHH!! Ohh... Nah return it back to you! *tosses "his" heart*
All of her classmates: Wa! Cheryl! Thief la you!
Sis: I DON'T KNOW RIGHT?!

"This is what happens when the entire class is all guys. They like to fool around." Quoted by, Cheryl. LOL. That's the end of her bio class (even though they are Aero students!)